Dear Book Promoters,
This is to inform you that sending emails to me, and asking me if I would like to promote my book on your site is regarded as spam. People say there is no such thing as free lunch so I suspect you are just after my money. If you send me an email, you will get a snarky reply. Stop wasting your time trying to scam me. It will not work.
Just because I have fewer than ten reviews does not mean, I am desperate enough to promote with you. You are not Godsent. You are not the only one. If I want to pay for for promotion, I will research the places myself and submit with them. My books have few reviews because the right readers have nor read it nor those who have read it, left a review. My books do not need your help.
Further more, it will be by divine favor that my books will get noticed less man say they promoted me and boast about it.
Sincerely, an annoyed author
Author of the Second Chance Series and owner of Unique Pen Press.